"Plant Rant: Mea Culpa on Chlorophyll Sling" provides a space for precognitive (re)creation. You might call it a garden. Which it is. The simulated garden that offers a variety of practices to perform and read time in a spirographic manner. Woven inside, there are multiple herstories of herbalism, activism, and deep-time trauma. You are cordially invited on a stroll through its thealogical multiverse. Taste the bitter-sweetness of its fruits.